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wifipasswords:

i love when people call other people “self-absorbed” for taking selfies like sorry you’re too ugly to enjoy your own face

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deadsperm:

me

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dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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oops

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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dicksplit:

I just realized why i’m a bitch

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billciphers:

very quick Violet! (Yay!)

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beyoncesson:

Powerful

I could stare at this for hours

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